I had two parties this past weekend. Both of these stories are exhibit A for why I should *never* do parties with a migraine, or while strung out on migraine meds. LOL.
Party Tragedy #1: First party of the day. I tripped over my own toes, and fell on my face. I had an open jar of Strawberry Tasty Tease in my hands, and it splattered all over my hostess. I am such a bad ass, aren’t I? Hey, she liked it enough that she still bought it. I guess she sneaked a taste while she was cleaning it off her. Heh.
Party Tragedy #2: Second party of the day. We have two products that do VERY different things in similar tubes. One is called Ready to Go, the other is called Tighten Up. At a certain point in my presentation, I put the Ready to Go and another product in the bathroom for the women at the party to try. Well, in my tiredness and migraine-yness, I put tighten up in the bathroom instead. It was not until every woman at the party had tried it that I realised that boo-boo. So, I had women making jokes the whole night about their clit’s getting tightened and falling off. Terrific.
So, I am a klutz *and* a ditzball. Whoo-hoo me.