I got this from someone else, but it was too fun not to post. Whee for blondeness. Too bad there is nothing about sitting at the wrong table on this one or I would have been even higher!
1. [X] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2. [X] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen
3. [X] I have choked on my own spit.
4. [X] I’ve seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
5.  I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [X] I have accidentally caught something on fire.
7.  I’ve told a cop screw you
8. [X] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
9. [X] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird.
10.  I’ve caught myself drooling.
11.  I’ve accidentally caused an explosion.
12.  If someone says the word "fart", I can’t help but laugh.
13.  I’ve been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times
14. [X] Sometimes I just…stop thinking & zone out.
15.  It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow..
16. [X] I have tried to lick my elbow before…..
17.  People often shake their heads and walk away from me
18.  People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [X] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20.  I’ve used my fingers to do simple math.
21.  I’ve jumped off a moving vehicle.
22.  I ate a bug for $5 or less.
23. [X] I’m taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24.  I repost chain letters because I’m scared of what they threaten will happen if I don’t.
25. [X] I’ve ended up pantless around friends
26.  I’ve ran around when I was with friends
27. [X] I’ve searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
28. [X] I accidentally break a lot of things.
29.  My friends know not to use big words on me.
30.  I move my head to the side when I’m confused….and scratch my head…
31. [X] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I’m talking about.
32. [X] I’ve fallen out of my chair before
33. [X] When I’m laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
Tally up your number of x’s. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 3 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE. Repost this as "I am __% stupid"