So, let me give you, my esteemed reader, a hypothetical. Given my earlier rant about the flood of calls from previously alcohol addled brains, and adding on the fact that your geeks are probably equally addled from too many adult libations, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SCHEDULE YOUR ENTIRE ADMIN STAFF OUT FOR TRAINING ON THE BUSIEST DAY OF THE YEAR? The stupid new piece of equipment that has been "coming soon" since the day I started couldn't wait two days? WTF!
Note to the alcohol addled callers: do not call me if you are on the freeway, on the toilet, or in the elevator. Don't have your secretary call me. Don't waste my time and yours by not being at a computer to troubleshoot your freeking issue. I have better things to do with my time than listen to you run to your desk, like eat that nice yummy piece of pizza sitting on my desk, that is now lukewarm and greasy because YOU wasted my time.
Dammit, where is the tequila? I need a shot.
