Black Monday is to us geeks what Black Friday is to retailers. It is the day every year when users come back from their alcohol binges, and find stuff to complain about. Gotta love those geniuses that all the sudden figure out that their crap is mindbogglingly important to the world, and need it working immediately, when they have not paid their bill. Good times.
To make Black Monday even more terrible, the girls up front forgot to buy more coffee cream. They expect me to drink BLACK coffee? I can't work under these conditions. Geek abuse! Someone save me!