Shakespeare had it right. Lawyers should all be herded out in the street and killed. They take your money, and a lot of it, and do NOTHING in return. A lawyer we hired for a little thingy a few years ago charged us 20K for NOTHING. We will be paying him off for the rest of our natural lives, and when we call for something, he tells us to go f- ourselves because we have not paid him the 20K we owe him. Mind you, we have been paying the agreed upon payment plan since the beginning, but that apparently is not good enough.
I guess lawyers CAN get something for nothing. Dammit.