Because no one knows about this thing, so it does not have to be as cheery, happy, and kid-friendly as thedessie.com needs to be. :)
For example, I can ramble on about some issue I am having with my sex toys business without worrying about my dad stopping by to see Christmas pictures and going, WTF, my DAUGHTER sells sex toys? I can even throw down a colourful metaphor or two without fear.
Beware kiddies...adult ramblings ahead.
