This is a little bit of an old story, but, it's too funny not to share. I sell adult products on the side to make some extra cash. This is from the night I got my demo kit.
So, I get my demo kit, and of course, in my excitement, I immediately dig in to the unpacking in the middle of my living room. So my sister and I are in our t-shirts and shorts in the living room unpacking sex toys and tasting various edibles.
Unbeknownst to us, my cat, Tigger, was in the office attacking the fax machine for making funny noises. Apparently Tigger felt that they best way to combat the evil fax machine was to dial 911 with his kitten paws. Of course, when he connected, there was no one there, so the 911 operators dispatched a patrol car.
So, there is a knock on the door, and my sister answers it because we were expecting someone to come over. Just as she was opening the front door, I picked up a can of Edible Whipped Creme and decided to have a taste. I tried to get a bit out of the can, and I guess it was super full or something, because it exploded whipped creme all over me, to the amused looks of LA's finest.
Here I am, covered in whipped creme, surrounded by about 1000 worth of adult products, and all with the LAPD looking on. I head to the bathroom to get the whipped creme out of my hair, and my sister is busy trying to convince the cops that we are really fine, honest.
The officers left, but not without laughing all the way to their f-ing car at my blonde self covered in sex toy whipped creme. I am a classy dame. :-P
