June 2005 Archives

New Taylor Picture!!!!!!!!!!

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Takin' a nap this time. You can see all of his adorable little face too. :-D

I got a decent GPS

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It's all exciting. Now when the honey and I go geocaching we can get closer to the target than, what 20 feet. It was a LOT cheaper than we expected too.

I got all the software set up on my PocketPC for keeping track of the caches, which is helpful, because I don't have to remember hints and all that fun stuff.

The honey and I are taking the boys out caching tomorrow afternoon. We found a couple of hundred cacheswithin about 25 miles of where I grew up. I am going to give them the laptop to work with to find the next cache while I work from my Pocket PC.

We even picked up a couple of travelbugs that we are going to let the boys replace into new caches. Should be a fun day. :)

I am an Auntie! W00t!

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And my baby sister is a mommy.

Taylor Vincent Gealogo was born on 26 June at 2:40PM Hawaii time. He was 6lbs 15oz. Both of them are doing great.

Not the best picture ever, since it doesn't actually show his face, but its the best I have for right now. Hopefully more will be forthcoming. :)

What's My Name, Bitch?!

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Me: Thank you for calling (my company) support, this is Destiny how can I help you?

Customer: Hi Ashley, how are you today?

WTH! How hard is Destiny? Say it with me people, des-ti-nee. See, not hard.

Friday Night

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It's Friday night, and what am I doing? I am chatting online, drinking soda (not beer! are y'all proud?), and singing 90's love songs at the top of my lungs.

I was all efficient today, and went grocery shopping, then came home and scrubbed out our fridge. It really needed it - there were some things growing. Not attractive. I bought a bunch of stuff for makin' quickie dinners - sketti and such. W00t efficient Dessie!

I have moved on to singing Power Rangers themes - in French. Life is good.

/me dances

There are No Words!

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LOL!

Since not all of us watch commercials, I thought you might want to see this one...warning, it's a bit large.

paris.wmv

I Hate Sore Brains

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I had a really horrible headache yesterday. I never even got out of bed. I pretty much went to my kit, grabbed a blindfold, and didn't get out of bed. Unfortunately, this was totally not in the fun sense of blindfolds and bed. Booo!

Its better today, but still hurts. :(

Another funny from the incomparable Sonie, from whence many of my funnies come. Luv ya girl. :)

At one time in my life, I thought I understood the meaning of the word "service." The act of doing things for other people.

Then I heard the terms:
Internal Revenue Service
Postal Service
Civil Service
Service Stations
Customer Service
City/County Public Service

And I became confused about the word "service." This is not what I thought "service" meant.

Then one day, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them mentioned that he was having a bull service a few of his cows.

WHAM!! It all came into perspective! Now I understand what all those "service" agencies are doing to us.

Takin' a Break. Well, sorta.

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I am taking this weekend sorta off and going to a convention / training session for my business. I am going to be gone til Sunday, so talk to y'all then. :)

Nerds Make Better Lovers

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From http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/06/09/1440226&from=rss:

Nerds Make Better Lovers
It's funny. Laugh.
Posted by Zonk on Thursday June 09, @12:48PM
from the slashdot-editors-mentioned-specifically dept.
ultimabaka writes "The New York Daily News, fine bastion of reporting that it is, released an article today discussing the rise of nerd popularity among women in general, and famous women in particular. Detail is given into the dating exploits of Christina Aguilera and Elin Nordegren (nerdy Tiger Woods' supermodel squeeze), among a bunch of regular Janes. Apparently being a nerd is now in?"

Response: naturally... by professorhojo
Of course we're better lovers.. it's because (among other things):

- we don't sleep around
- we're generally good at the things we try
- we can concentrate, dammit!
- we have *excellent* finger dexterity :-D
- and most importantly, we have imagination!

LOL! Geeks pwn!

Work VS Prison

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Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit clearer ...

IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON
you get three meals a day.
AT WORK you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON
you get your own toilet.
AT WORK you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
(Edit by Dessie - that happened to me earlier this week. Biggest. Tantrum. EVER! Dude, ya pee on the seat, at least have the courtesy to clean it up. I can't wait til we move and I don't have to share a toilet wit men anymore. At least women have a harder time peeing on the seat)

IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

IN PRISON you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK they are called managers.

Have a Great Day at WORK!!!

working

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Well, it's Sunday, and I am at work. What in the heck is wrong with me? Oh yeah, I am a greedy bitca, so I work overtime whenever possible. (hey, a gal's gotta pay her rent!)

I didn't end up having any parties this weekend as both of them cancelled (one without ever calling me, she just never called me back to confirm), which is going to make this a tough month. Boooo!

By the way, my keys are now in my hot little hands! No waiting outside the office for someone to let me in for me today! w00t!

Anyone want to buy a toy? A girl's gotta pay her bills!

sleepy

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I am so sleepy...I think I may actually sleep through the night tonite. What an interesting new experience that would be. I don't think I have slept through the night in a couple of weeks. Something keeps waking me up every hour or so.

ebay thing: Came to a resolution. I got hit with a no pay, which I can live with. I didn't get negative feedback, because the seller had already left me positive feedback thanking me for the prompt payment. I find that as amusing as hell, considering the whole thing is about me not paying! LOL. I figure I will be a good human and not leave them negative feedback in return. We can all just call it a day. One no pay in 4.5 years is not going to kill my account. Hear that karma? How about giving me some good luck for a change?!

/me sleeps now.

I Hate Email!

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From http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20050603

Ain't that the truth. If email is the tenth plague, spam must be the fourth horseman of the apocalypse. Well, maybe not email itself, but the stupid people who use it!

pissed

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So, it would appear that the order I was all excited about finally shipping, didn't. Supposedly, it went out yesterday, and there is still no tracking info. Apparently, someone else had something similar happen to her, and it didn't ship til 3 days later. Dammit!

I am also about to get my first ever no payment complaint on ebay. I bid on some sample jars for making some givaways, and the lady declined to take my payment because my address is not confirmed, so I said have a nice day, and went elsewhere. Now, she is bitching because she didn't get her money. She is not getting a cent from me! I don't care if ebay hits me with a no pay. I sent the money, she declined it. Nowhere in her auction did it say confirmed addresses only, or I would never have bid. We shall see how it all works out. It would be my only one in 4.5 years of being on ebay, so I doubt it will be a world ender, but still annoying.

My Order Finally Shipped!

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It's only a week and a half late, but w00t anyway! Now if they could only send me my Progressors...I have 6 of those on backorder!

Shit, just spilled tea on my keyboard...must clean up.

lost

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I am so bleh right now. I feel like nothing is going the way I have always planned that it would. The job is ok, but nothing special; business is good, but I am not going to be in the million dollar club anytime soon. Shipping and suchlike is so fucked up right now that I don't even want to try recruiting because they aren't even shipping fucking kits to n00bs right now, so it's not going to get any better for a while. I am so tired of living paycheck to paycheck and knowing that I can't take time off because I can't afford to lose the money, because I can't pay the rent. Life just seems boring and a lot of the same right now. I need to do something different, but rent checks don't grow on trees. I want to own something, to do something, to BE something. I am never going to be able to own a house in Cali, because the honey and I would have to have a combined income of something like 250K to afford the mortgage on our tiny house. Hell, we can't even afford a freeking marriage license if we wanted to get married at the courthouse. Heh.

god, I sound like such a fucking whiny bitch. Life is what you make of it...and I hate people who whine all the time. Now that that is off my chest, I will shut up and go back to my regularly scheduled WORK I guess.

LOL!

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