In my grand tradition of detailing it here when I do something that proves that I am, well, kinda ditzy at times, we have a new "Dessie is dumb" story. Feel free to laugh at me. I am. :)
So, the honey and I are out for some sushi at a buffet type restaurant. We go our separate ways to find our sushi. I find some yummy sushi, but in the process, I accidentally picked up some eel. Since eel is SO not edible, especially raw, I was grumbling about it and picking at it all the way back to my table.
I get back to my table and plunk down, and put the offensive sushi on the Honey's plate, and grab something I like in exchange. Suddenly, I hear someone clear their throat. I look up....
Into the eyes of someone who is NOT the honey. I sat down one table away. The guy at the table is looking at me as though I was fucking insane (which, for the record, I am) and the honey is sitting at our table trying desperately not to snort his sake.
I slinked back to my table with my tail between my legs, and the poor guy whose table I look over left shortly thereafter. Probably didn't want the crazy lady the table over to rub off on him or something. LOL.
Yes kids, I am crazy.
