Maybe its the pilot wife in me, but I find this bleeping hysterical. :-D
1. Airplanes usually kill you quickly... a woman takes her time.
2. Airplanes can be turned on by a turn of a switch.
3. Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."
4. Airplanes don't object to a thorough pre-flight inspection.
5. Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
6. Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
7. Airplanes can be flown anytime of the month.
8. Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
9. Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown before.
10. Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
11. Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
12. Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
13. Airplanes expect to be tied down.
14. Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
15. Airplanes don't whine unless there is something seriously wrong.
16. However, when an airplane goes quiet, just like women, it usually isn''t good.
